Now for the second run of May updates...
This silly thing took me 4 hours as I don't have proper sheet metal tools. I used tin snips, a rotary tool, a drill press, a vise, and a pile of sanding to churn this out:

It's the mount to fit on the back of the PSU - I had to make a new one evidently because I chopped the old PSU mount in half when I took the top off the case.
Next I cut holes in the side panels and test-fitted the hard drive mounts. That turned out to be the first major problem of this build:

As you can see in the picture, the HDD mount would overhang the motherboard tray, where most motherboards put the 24-pin ATX connector. That wouldn't work out, so I decided to just assume I'll only need one 3.5" drive and hack the HDD mount in half:
Just this evening, I put together some bars to hold the front panel in place. Inside the top and bottom bars are threaded inserts, so I can use machine screws rather than wood screws to put the front panel on. This gives me the ability to take off the front panel without worrying about repeated cycles with wood screws on particle board. Unfortunately, I forgot about having to have the PSU slide in through the front... If I want to swap the PSU, wood screws are going to have to come out somewhere in the bottom area.
I'll bring this thing in to my friends' upcoming LAN party, although I doubt I'll finish it by then. Expect the old roll of duct tape to come out for temporary use...
I plan to bring this project mainly to a close after said LAN party though. Although I spent enough time on this case to have levelled a character up to 25 or so in Fallout 3, I can't see myself trusting my main rig's components to the semi-cantilevered motherboard tray and other compromised pieces of structure in the thing. I have to admit though, building this thing was a lot more fun for me than gaming