Well it was bound to happen, and seems it finally happen to us. After all the coolers I have taken a look at I finally found a CPU Air Cooling Solution which appears to have no real redeeming value. I don't want to spoil the ending BUT this cooler was of such a less than optimal / minimally exceptional design that I truly think we have found rock bottom (as in "...XYZ may not be great but at least its better than the UFO V51...").
I would actually like to thank GlacialTech for sending this one to me as it truly has helped me appreciate how good our Dam Good and Damn Good Value coolers really are!
If you feel up to it you can read all about our misadventures here:
UFO V51.
You have been warned! :)
AkG